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Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Type: Attitude
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
Type: Attitude
I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
Quotes By: Katherine Mansfield
Type: Living
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Love
If You Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Not A Heart, A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever"
Quotes By: myself
Type: Attitude
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
Quotes By: The Reverend Jesse Jackson
Type: Happiness
One of life’s richest blessings are pleasant thoughts. Force them at any cost of efforts.
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Type: Emotions
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Financial
Credit lengthens life; debt shorten its. To live long, avoid debt.
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Type: Financial
He who learns from his parents to spend less than he earns owes them more than those who inherit fortunes.
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Type: Love
I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Living
Nature knows no pause, but puts her curse on inactivity.
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Type: Career
Find a job for your hands and your nerves will find a job for themselves.
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Type: Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Quotes By: C.T.
Type: Success
'Will' is what creates the energy and courage to create. 'Want,' by itself, just isn't enough.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
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