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Quote Type : Humor
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Type: Emotions
We all need encouragement. We can live without it just as a young tree can live without fertilizer, but unless we receive that warm nurturing, we never reach our full potential, and like the tree left to itself, we seldom bear fruit.
Quotes By: Florence Littauer
Type: Celebrity
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Self Improvement
I'm on my way to the airport to catch a plane that leaves in 45 minutes. The traffic is not moving one inch. I am now fascinated - not frustrated, but fascinated. But I must admit, it doesn't work every time.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Funny Quotes
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quotes By: Rodney Dangerfield
Type: Celebrity
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Attitude
I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.
Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quotes By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Wealth
Saving money is building a machine that works for us while we sleep, eat, travel, and retire.
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Type: Relationship
Little men, like little pots, quickly boil over. He who angers you conquers you. Keep calm and you control everybody.
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Type: Attitude
Follow Me Im A Bad Influence
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Type: Funny Saying
Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Attitude
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
Type: Attitude
I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
Quotes By: Katherine Mansfield
Type: Living
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Quotes By: Buddha
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