Funny sports Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Quote Type : Humor
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quotes By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Wealth
Saving money is building a machine that works for us while we sleep, eat, travel, and retire.
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Type: Relationship
Little men, like little pots, quickly boil over. He who angers you conquers you. Keep calm and you control everybody.
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Type: Attitude
Follow Me Im A Bad Influence
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Type: Funny Saying
Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Attitude
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
Type: Attitude
I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
Quotes By: Katherine Mansfield
Type: Living
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Love
If You Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Not A Heart, A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever"
Quotes By: myself
Type: Attitude
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
Quotes By: The Reverend Jesse Jackson
Type: Happiness
One of life’s richest blessings are pleasant thoughts. Force them at any cost of efforts.
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Type: Emotions
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Financial
Credit lengthens life; debt shorten its. To live long, avoid debt.
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Type: Financial
He who learns from his parents to spend less than he earns owes them more than those who inherit fortunes.
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