Funny sports Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Type: Determination
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Happiness
On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Happiness
To save yourself much disappointment, realize early in life that every job has some dreary details that can’t dodge. Manual work is not degrading. There’s nothing for frayed nerves like physical work. When worried us your brain less and your muscles more.
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Type: Emotions
Combine your mental images with the emotion of desire to accelerate their realization.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Type: Attitude
The one who will be found in trial capable of great acts of love is ever the one who is always doing considerate small ones.
Quotes By: F. W. Robertson
Type: Love
Silence was the last word we spoke, it filled the air heavy with forevers...
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Type: Funny Quotes
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Attitude
veryone wants to understand art. Why don’t we try to understand the song of a bird? Why do we love the night, the flowers, everything around us, without trying to understand them? But in the case of a painting, people think they have to understand.
Quotes By: Pablo Picasso
Type: Attitude
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend
Quotes By: Henry David Thoreau
Type: Self Discipline
Failure to plan is unknowing planning to fail.
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Type: Self Improvement
Resolve to observe or learn something new every day. It’ll keep you mentally sharp and youthful.
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Type: Goals
To live to 100, have something to live for. Living for something is part of living long.
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Type: Friendship
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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