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Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Type: Career
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
Quotes By: Anatole France
Type: Determination
One of the wonderful aspects of the human imagination is its power to break through the barriers of time and space. It can see things not as they are but as the can be.
Quotes By: Denis Waitley
Type: Attitude
All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
Type: Happiness
Of all the things we wear, a smile and good humor are most important. Without them, we are not properly dressed.
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Type: Goals
Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly higher than if aimed at an object on a level with you.
Quotes By: Joel Hawes
Type: Success
Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Famous Saying
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Career
I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
Quotes By: Sara Teasdale
Type: Self Confidence
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Quotes By: Henry Ford
Type: Creativity
One of the greatest assets you have is your imagination.
Quotes By: Mark Victor Hansen
Type: Friendship
Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Responsibility
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Funny Saying
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
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