Funny soccer Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Type: Compassion
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into a flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Love
Sometimes love is for a moment,
sometimes love is for a lifetime.
Sometimes a moment is a lifetime.
Quotes By: Paris Hilton
Type: Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quotes By: Charlie Brown
Type: Success
Study men’s successes and failures. You’ll notice that a little ready money often made the difference.
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Type: Living
The moment a man knows he's going to die, he feels afraid yet their's a feeling of peace inside of him. But when he knows that he's living forever, he's excited for a day, but terrified, annoyed, bored & alone forever!!!
Quotes By: Sarah N
Type: Career
Smart men put up with small annoyances, to gain larger rewards later.
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Type: Happiness
Few women and fewer men, have enough character and patience to be happy when idle. Happiness is activity. Nature puts her curse on idleness. An idle brain is the devil’s playground.
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Type: Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Type: Funny Quotes
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Wealth
Never measure your progress by your income, but by your bank account. Remember the man in the mirror at 70 or 80.
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Type: Attitude
The Game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears and score your points when you get the opportunity
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Type: Sports
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears & score your points when you get the opportunity.
Quotes By: Lewis Grizzard
Type: Self Improvement
The game of life is a lot like football, you have to tackle your problems, block your fears and score your points when you get the oppotunity
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Type: Success
To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
Quotes By: Shakespeare
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