Funny short Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Type: Attitude
Quitting a resolution is like letting fall a ball of string. A single fall unwinds many turns that must be rewound.
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Type: Responsibility
Everyone’s responsibility is to make the lost of his best talents.
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Type: Attitude
We’ll never do much good in the world as long as we wonder whether it will bring us any credit.
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Type: Attitude
We’re never as ridiculous by what we are as by what we pretend to be.
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Type: Love
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.
Quotes By: Mother Teresa
Type: Wisdoms
The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done.
Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Self Improvement
Never neglect the power of heroic words to generate strength and power. Daily repeat words of power, strength, courage, self-confidence, success. Words set the tone of mind. They dictate our thoughts, our acts, our attitudes, and our habits – lives and fortunes.
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Type: Friendship
Never neglect a stranger. He might become your friend – maybe your benefactor.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Sports
I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
Quotes By: Clint Sprague
Type: Unknown
The sane world will always be vunerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
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Type: Family
Only one unmarried man ever became president of the US. Why? Few single men have goals.
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Type: Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Attitude
Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Quotes By: Edwin Teale
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