Funny shirt Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Type: Emotions
The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
Quotes By: Robert Vallett
Type: Financial
Never make a budget to fits you wants. Trim you wants to fit your budget. A budget is more than a reminder. It’s a kind teacher and protector – a guardian of your future.
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Type: Creativity
Freedom is the will to be responsible to ourselves.
Quotes By: Friedrich Nietzsche
Type: Attitude
How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to?
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Boredom and monotony are sure ways of separating men from mere boys.
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Type: Family
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I am Sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
The only way to clean up the world is for each of us to clean up ourselves.
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Type: Attitude
The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
The only way to live is to accept each minute as an unrepeatable miracle, which is exactly what it is - a miracle and unrepeatable.
Quotes By: Margaret Storm Jameson
Type: Personality
The only test of leadership is that somebody follows
Quotes By: Robert R.Greenleaf
Type: Maturing Altruistically
A timely sacrifice is an excellent manifestation of love, intelligence and maturity.
Quotes By: Jose B. Cabajar
Type: Career
The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Career
The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
Quotes By: Theodore Roosevelt
Type: Self Improvement
The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
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