Funny sex Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Type: Attitude
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Famous Saying
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Quotes By: Alan Kay
Type: Success
The most useful discovery of psychology is: we can change our lives by changing our thoughts. Our thoughts are our best friends and our worst enemies. They shape our lives.
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Type: Funny Saying
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Family
The best training a father can give his children is to love their mother.
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Type: Love
The best time to tell someone that you love him or her is before somebody else does. JUST DO IT, NOW!
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Type: Attitude
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Living
The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Self Improvement
At first sight, wise sayings seem monotonous, dull reading. But persist. They’ll become more thrilling than golf, fishing, or ordinary reading.
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Type: Attitude
The most prized all possessions is a pleasant disposition – 10% nature; 90% nurture.
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Type: Self Discipline
The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today’s work supremely well.
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Type: Love
The best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts,
Of kindness and of love.
Quotes By: William Wordsworth
Type: Attitude
The best portion of a good man's life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
Quotes By: William Wordsworth
Type: Happiness
One test of happiness: most savers are happy, most spendthrifts are not.
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