Funny sarcastic Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
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Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
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Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
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Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
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An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Type: Goals
If you’re just ordinary, be thankful. God does all his big jobs through ordinary people who develop extraordinary determination – will power. The will is the man. Will makes men giants – and millionaires.
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Type: Proverbs
Others’ faults show up like bright headlights; our own as dull tail lights.
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Type: Funny Quotes
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Maturing Altruistically
The size of a man is the size if the thing that make him mad.
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Type: Personality
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Compassion
I always have the feeling that I'm just another human being.
Quotes By: Dalai Lama
Type: Goals
All days are shorts to a man who have a goal; long for aimless drifting.
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Type: Relationship
Train yourself to tolerate others’ opinions. It’s just as hard for them to tolerate yours.
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Type: Dreams
Plant your DREAMS and miracles will grow.........
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Funny Quotes
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
Quotes By: Gallagher
Type: Financial
Can anyone remember when times were not hard and money was scare?
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Type: Growth
The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Self Discipline
Yard by yard, all tasks are hard; inch by inch, they’re all cinch.
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Type: Success
Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
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