Funny sarcastic Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Quote Type : Humor
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Type: Famous Saying
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Quotes By: Albert Einstein
Type: Famous Saying
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Humor
Women are nothing but trouble, men are nothing but trouble seekers
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Type: Self Improvement
There are no uninteresting subjects, only uninteresting people. Some folks learn more in a walk around the block than others in trip around the world.
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Type: Funny Quotes
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Relationship
There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Living
There are five things which no one is able to accomplish in this world: first, to cease growing old when he is growing old; second, to cease being sick; third, to cease dying; fourth, to deny dissolution when there is dissolution; fifth, to deny non-being.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Goals
Goals are a preview of future events and experiences in your life.
Quotes By: Mark Victor Hansen
Type: Growth
It’s harder, but more rewarding, to be a master of one thing than a jack of all.
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Type: Self Discipline
Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Happiness
Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn’t cost anything.
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Type: Attitude
What happens to a man is less significant then what happens within him.
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Type: Emotions
What happen to us is but a trifle compared to what happened in us.
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Type: Living
I'm trapped beneath my own secrets. I have the key to get out, but I don't know how to use it yet...
Quotes By: Madison
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