Funny retirement Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Type: Family
The road to success is full of women pushing their husband along. Men have knowledge. Women, wisdom.
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Type: Famous Saying
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Celebrity
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Humor
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Type: Living
Democracy is necessitated by the fact that all men are sinners; it is made possible by the fact that we know it.
Quotes By: D. Elton Trueblood
Type: Famous Saying
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Quotes By: Irving Kristol
Type: Unknown
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Quotes By: Anne Marie
Type: Attitude
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.
Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Kindness
THINK ABOUT IT - The brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good.
Quotes By: Carl Sagan
Type: Self Improvement
He is able who thinks he is able.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Personality
Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
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Type: Attitude
Good habits are as addictive as bad habits, and a lot more rewarding.
Quotes By: Harvey Mackay
Type: Creativity
An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.
Quotes By: Buddha
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