Funny qoutes and Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Type: Financial
America’s greatest banker: In my 43 years of banking, I never knew of anyone who saved money on large income who didn’t get the habit on small one.
Quotes By: J. P. Morgan
Type: Living
Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway.
Quotes By: Emory Austin
Type: Success
It always amazes me to see people making a decision to never forgive. It’s like trying to punish their tormentors by harming themselves.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Self Improvement
Wise saying are like great man talking to us. It’s the closest most of us can get to greatness. They are the cheapest teachers, consultants, advisors, guidelines, pilots, sign posts, guardians, and counselors. They make us wisdom wise in one hundredth of time of any other source of knowledge or wisdom. Get closely acquainted with them. They are shorts cut to wisdom. Yes, they’re just common sense, common sense ten feet high. Few young people accept such simple truths as found in them. No glamour, no hucos-pocus, no dramatics, no magic, just old-fashioned words, but power found nowhere else.
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Type: Living
Some may think that life is laughing at us! Well we'll see who will have the last laugh!
Quotes By: Siro
Type: Success
Everyday is election day. The devil vote against is. God vote for us, but we always cast the deciding vote.
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Type: Attitude
Your favorite word is hi but my favorite word is bye!!
Quotes By: Callie Ledyard
Type: Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Quotes By: Billy Hughes
Type: Attitude
You leave old habits behind by starting out with the thought, ‘I release the need for this in my life’.
Quotes By: Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
Type: Self Confidence
If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Personality
The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one heavy mischance after another, not because he does not feel them, but because he is a man of high and heroic temper.
Quotes By: Aristotle
Type: Attitude
How beautiful a day can be when kindness touches it.
Quotes By: George Alliston
Type: Wealth
Likes attract each other. As water runs to the sea, money runs to the rich.
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Type: Dreams
inspirations are like an image ,but dreams are like an obligation in the mind which overwhelms the mind
Quotes By: chris
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