Funny poem and Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Type: Happiness
The world is so full of wonderful things, that we should all be as happy as kings.
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Type: Living
The world is full of poetry. The air is living with its spirit; and the waves dance to the music of its melodies, and sparkle in its brightness.
Quotes By: Percival
Type: Love
The world cannot rotate without it love, I cannot breathe without you.
Quotes By: Jeddy
Type: Personality
The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
Quotes By: William McFee
Type: Career
I'm working to improve my methods, and every hour I save is an hour added to my life.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Financial
The darkest day in our lives is when we plan to get money without working.
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Type: Family
The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.
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Type: Famous Saying
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Friendship
Teamwork means more we and less me
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quotes By: Tommy Cooper
Type: Friendship
True friends are those who know the worst about us, but allow for our intentions.
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Type: Health
Good friends are good for your health.
Quotes By: Irwin
Type: Wealth
Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game.
Quotes By: Harvey B. Mackay
Type: Friendship
no secrets will be keeped, but a friend can be keeped.
Quotes By: Jan Laurence Lavinge
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