Funny picture Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Type: Compassion
Compassion for others begins with kindness to ourselves.
Quotes By: Pema Chodron
Type: Goals
The easiest and quickest way to change ourselves is to set a lofty goal and work for it.
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Type: Career
The basic principles of success have been passed on to us by men who came before us.
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Type: Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quotes By: Louis Armstrong
Type: Famous Saying
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Determination
Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together.
Quotes By: Jesse Jackson
Type: Success
Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Love
Never set a standar in the love your looking for coz you'll end up eating your words. For love comes with the unlikely person and if you ask God why? He will answer: LOVE JUST MOVES IN A MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!
Quotes By: Judith >"'<
Type: Happiness
You deserve the very best life has to offer. Reach out for it.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Happiness
The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Quotes By: Frank Lloyd.
Type: Personality
The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
Practise doesn't make perfect, not is it supposed to. Practise is about increasing your repertoire of ways to recover from your mistakes.
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