Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
Type: Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quotes By: Enoch Powell
Type: Funny Quotes
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quotes By: David Brenner
Type: Attitude
Never talk about your own virtues or others’ faults.
Quotes By:
Type: Humor
Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Type: Creativity
A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting.
Quotes By: Abraham H. Maslow
Type: Famous Saying
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Self Discipline
We must understand that when a society undermines intellectual freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally bad, but when it represses biological freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally good
Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Funny Quotes
I am at two with nature.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Attitude
You got to lose to know how to win.
Quotes By: Dream On
Type: Career
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Quotes By: Albert Einstein
Type: Determination
I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it. I think if you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done.
Quotes By: Mike Ditka
Type: Self Discipline
Do that thing you planned to do; it’s later than you think.
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Type: Relationship
Look at the weaknesses of others with compassion, not accusation. It's not what they're not doing or should be doing that's the issue. The issue is your own chosen response to the situation and what you should be doing. If you start to think the problem is "out there," stop yourself. That thought is the problem.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Attitude
Its not the size of the dog in the fight... Its the size of fight, in the dog
Quotes By: Dont Need To Know