Funny one line Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Type: Personality
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Self Discipline
When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb seems endless, and suddenly nothing will go quite as you wish-it is then that you must not hesitate.
Quotes By: Dag Hammarskjold
Type: Self Discipline
When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb seems endless, and suddenly nothing will go quite as you wish-it is then that you must not hesitate.
Quotes By: Dag Hammarskjold
Type: Famous Saying
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Wealth
Pity the man who is content with what he is doing and thinking – where nothing inside him is urging him to something bigger and better – that bigger and grander man he was meant to be.
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Type: Self Confidence
Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Self Improvement
When the archer misses the mark, he turns and looks for the fault within himself. Failure to hit the bull's eye is never the fault of the target. To improve your aim -- improve yourself.
Quotes By: Arland Gilbert
Type: Attitude
All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Growth
I now have one of the better libraries. I admit that I haven't read everything in my library, but I feel smarter just walking in it.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Emotions
Women have an incredible ability to pick up on emotional signals. For example, there are some wolves that are so clever they have learned to dress up like sheep. Man says, 'Looks like a sheep. Talks like a sheep.' Woman says, 'Ain't no sheep!'.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Attitude
Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Attitude
From what we get, we can make a living;
what we give, however, makes a life.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Emotions
Great haste makes waste. Adopt the pace of nature. Her pace is patience.
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