Funny old Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Type: Famous Saying
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Attitude
When you smile, not only do you feel but you bring a ray of light into the lives of others
Quotes By: Brahma Kumaris
Type: Relationship
When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
Quotes By: Fortune Cookie
Type: Goals
When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
Quotes By: Leo Burnett
Type: Growth
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
Quotes By: Phyllis Bottome
Type: Attitude
When you make a mistake or get ridiculed or rejected, look at mistakes as learning experiences, and ridicule as ignorance... Look at rejection as part of one performance, not as a turn down of the performer.
Quotes By: Denis Waitley
Type: Relationship
When you make a commitment to a relationship, you invest your attention and energy in it more profoundly because you now experience ownership of that relationship.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Living
What you have to live without, is better not to think about.
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Type: Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Happiness
When you get the blues, tell yourself: A pauper had the blues because he had no shoes, until he chanced to meet a man who had no feet.
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Type: Attitude
When you do the wrong thing, knowing it is wrong, you do so because you haven't developed the habit of effectively controlling or neutralizing strong inner urges that tempt you, or because you have established the wrong habits and don't know how to eliminate them effectively.
Quotes By: W. Clement Stone
Type: Living
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best -- that is inspiration.
Quotes By: Robert Bresson
Type: Career
what you do is what you get
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Type: Unknown
When you decide to follow the Lord, he will walk with you through your life. There will always be 2 sets of footprints, and if there is only one, during the troublesome moments in your life, the Lord has not left you but has carried you, in your moments of need and weekness.
Quotes By: Nicole Alexander
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