Funny office Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Type: Celebrity
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Self Improvement
I'm on my way to the airport to catch a plane that leaves in 45 minutes. The traffic is not moving one inch. I am now fascinated - not frustrated, but fascinated. But I must admit, it doesn't work every time.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Funny Quotes
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quotes By: Rodney Dangerfield
Type: Celebrity
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Attitude
I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.
Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quotes By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Wealth
Saving money is building a machine that works for us while we sleep, eat, travel, and retire.
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Type: Relationship
Little men, like little pots, quickly boil over. He who angers you conquers you. Keep calm and you control everybody.
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Type: Attitude
Follow Me Im A Bad Influence
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Type: Funny Saying
Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Attitude
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
Type: Attitude
I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
Quotes By: Katherine Mansfield
Type: Living
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Love
If You Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Not A Heart, A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever"
Quotes By: myself
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