Funny office Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Type: Attitude
The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Career
The harder and smarter we work, the luckier we get – and the more we live.
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Type: Family
One word above all others that makes marriage a success is “ours”.
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Type: Determination
An exercise in concentration: Once a week, ask yourself: Is this thing I’ am doing right now helping me reach my chief goal? If it’s not change it.
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Type: Humor
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Type: Attitude
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.
Quotes By: George Washington Carver
Type: Attitude
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.
Quotes By: William Shakespeare
Type: Career
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Funny Quotes
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quotes By: Dick Cavett
Type: Living
However many holy words you read,However many you speak,What good will they do, If you do not act on upon them?
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Living
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Relationship
I never forgive, but I always forget.
Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Celebrity
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quotes By: George Carlin
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