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Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Type: Proverbs
Waste No Time, Do It Now!
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Type: Attitude
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from it. No matter what happens to you, no matter how unfair, inequitable or wrong, there’s something you can take from the situation and use for your advancement.
Quotes By: Peter McWilliams
Type: Responsibility
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Attitude
You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
One cannot change yesterday, but only make the most of today, and look with hope toward tomorrow.
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Type: Success
The winner does in the beginning what the failure does in the end – learns from others.
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Type: Attitude
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something I can do.
Quotes By: Edward Everett Hale
Type: Living
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.
Quotes By: Richard Bach
Type: Attitude
I am only capable of what I am capable of, within my own capabilities.
Quotes By: Carrie Martinez
Type: Career
Most unhappy and frustrated people are that way because they’re trying to do something nature didn’t equip them for.
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Type: Proverbs
The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Happiness
If things do not turn out as we wish, we should wish for them as they turn out.
Quotes By: Aristotle
Type: Success
Your anger is like the bubbles in a can of soda. The more you’re shaken, the more you want to let it out. The longer you keep it in though, the greater the size of the eventual explosion - and the flatter the drink at the end.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
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