Funny motivational Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Type: Sports
I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
Quotes By: Clint Sprague
Type: Unknown
The sane world will always be vunerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
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Type: Family
Only one unmarried man ever became president of the US. Why? Few single men have goals.
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Type: Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Attitude
Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Quotes By: Edwin Teale
Type: Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Quotes By: G.W. Hegel
Type: Unknown
Kill one man and your'e a murder, kill a million and your a King, kill them all and your a god.
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Type: Personality
When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings; when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Humor
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Emotions
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
Quotes By: Jean de La Fontaine
Type: Happiness
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Happiness
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Humor
Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quotes By: Gordon B. Hinckley
Type: Famous Saying
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
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