Funny motivational Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
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To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Type: Sports
I don't like strong words. Those who said such things are watching from home now. - euro 2004
Quotes By: Pavel Nedved
Type: Funny Quotes
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Love
a heart keeps your body alive but love makes you live
Quotes By: Laura
Type: Attitude
He that is good with a hammer tends to think everything is a nail.
Quotes By: Abraham H. Maslow
Type: Famous Saying
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Quotes By: Charles A. Beard
Type: Wealth
If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
Quotes By: Warren Buffett
Type: Self Discipline
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self.
Quotes By: Aristotle
Type: Famous Saying
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Living
Without health life is not life; it is only a state of langour and suffering - an image of death.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Goals
We must have long range goal to keep us from being discourages by shorts range setbacks.
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Type: Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quotes By: Humphrey Davy
Type: Humor
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Type: Happiness
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quotes By: Jack Benny
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