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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
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When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
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I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Type: Growth
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Quotes By: Anna Eleanor Roosevelt
Type: Success
Liquor can destroy success faster than genius can rebuild it.
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Type: Friendship
Anyone can carry his burden for one day. Anyone can be pleasant, courteous, and friendly for one day. And that continued is all there is to life.
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Type: Sports
We can buy players for £2m, but it's only when you buy a player for £6m that you can guarantee that they will bring something to the team every game.
Quotes By: Dick Advocaat
Type: Financial
Thrift built not only fortunes, but also men. One of the best character builders is saving. Be just before you are generous.
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Type: Attitude
Firmly believe you have reserves of health, energy, strength, and endurance and that firm belief will help bring them about.
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Type: Determination
If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. The thing is to get the work done.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Self Improvement
Strong belief generates the “can do”, the “can do” generates the “how to”.
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Type: Success
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Attitude
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Creativity
always be what nature made t be for nature cares for you
Quotes By: chris aleke
Type: Creativity
always be what nature made you to be for nature cares for you.
Quotes By: aleke chris
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