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Quote Type : Humor
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Quote Type : Humor
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Quote Type : Humor
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Quote Type : Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Type: Self Improvement
Real motivation is that drive from within: You know where you are going because you have a compelling image inside, not a travel poster on the wall.
Quotes By: Denis Waitley
Type: Family
Keep both eyes open before marriage; half-closed after.
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Type: Attitude
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Famous Saying
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Celebrity
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Attitude
Its’ not our drinking that gets us stinking; It’s our stinking thinking that gets us drinking.
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Type: Success
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is:
Try to please everybody.
Quotes By: Herbert Bayard Swope
Type: Attitude
The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Sports
It's not about the long ball, or the short ball, but the right ball.
Quotes By: Bob Paisley
Type: Success
The shortest way beyond fear is through it.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Family
The shortest path to world peace is world trade. The shortest path to domestic peace and marital peace is communications.
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Type: Attitude
Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Self Discipline
Hard work is often a lot of little things not done on time. Nothing saves us more time and worry than doing things when they should be done.
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