Quote Type : Humor
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Quote Type : Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Type: Relationship
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Growth
There is a syndrome in sports called ''paralysis by analysis."
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Family
A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
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Type: Happiness
Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Self Improvement
There is a great deal of difference between the eager man who wants to read a book, and the tired man who wants a book to read.
Quotes By: G.K. Chesterton
Type: Attitude
There is a communion with God that asks for nothing, yet asks for everything... He who seeks the Father more than anything He can give, is likely to have what he asks, for he is not likely to ask amiss.
Quotes By: George MacDonald
Type: Famous Saying
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Quotes By: Fred Allen
Type: Self Improvement
Education is difficult and expensive. Whatever it costs, it’s cheaper than ignorance.
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Type: Responsibility
Two things are hard for the heart: Running up stairs and running down people.
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Type: Attitude
All things are possible to him that believeth.
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Type: Relationship
All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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Type: Self Improvement
One thing you will always notice about great or successful men: They are always studying.
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Type: Success
Believing you know it all, will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Funny Quotes
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant