Funny love Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Type: Unknown
When you decide to follow the Lord, he will walk with you through your life. There will always be 2 sets of footprints, and if there is only one, during the troublesome moments in your life, the Lord has not left you but has carried you, in your moments of need and weekness.
Quotes By: Nicole Alexander
Type: Attitude
When you carry out acts of kindness you get a wonderful feeling inside. It is as though something inside your body responds and says, yes, this is how I ought to feel.
Quotes By: Harold Kushner
Type: Living
When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Maturing Altruistically
What you are comes to you.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Self Improvement
Real motivation is that drive from within: You know where you are going because you have a compelling image inside, not a travel poster on the wall.
Quotes By: Denis Waitley
Type: Family
Keep both eyes open before marriage; half-closed after.
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Type: Attitude
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Famous Saying
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Celebrity
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Attitude
Its’ not our drinking that gets us stinking; It’s our stinking thinking that gets us drinking.
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Type: Success
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is:
Try to please everybody.
Quotes By: Herbert Bayard Swope
Type: Attitude
The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Sports
It's not about the long ball, or the short ball, but the right ball.
Quotes By: Bob Paisley
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