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Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Type: Compassion
In Compassion lies the world's true strength.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Goals
Never part with your dreams. When they’re gone, you might still exist, but you cease to live.
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Type: Growth
Act a part long enough and you’ll become the part.
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Type: Success
Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Wealth
To help people most, never share your riches, help them discover their own.
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Type: Self Improvement
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Chinese Saying
Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.
Quotes By: Chinese Proverb
Type: Humor
Tomorrow never come.
Quotes By: Rob
Type: Famous Saying
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quotes By: Voltaire
Type: Living
Time moves slowly, but passes quickly
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Wisdoms
Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into immortality.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Compassion
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Relationship
Make yourself put up with other’s faults. They put up with yours.
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Type: Personality
Make yourself do the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain. Face fears fiercely and they’ll flee. He who battles with us strengths us.
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