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Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
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Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
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An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
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When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
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The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Type: Creativity
always be what nature made you to be for nature cares for you.
Quotes By: aleke chris
Type: Attitude
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Funny Quotes
Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith Show)
Quotes By: Mel Brooks
Type: Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Quotes By: John Ciardi
Type: Living
In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action.
Quotes By: Aristotle
Type: Love
If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quotes By: Noel Coward
Type: Success
If you are serious about success, you’ll make GOAL SETTING your first love and SELF MASTERY your second.
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Type: Goals
People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Financial
People are largely what we make them. A smile or pleasant look turns a cranky grouch into a cheerful cherub. A frown or serious look repels even an optimist.
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Type: Self Discipline
People are eternally divided into two classes, the believer, builder, and praiser, and the unbeliever, destroyer and critic.
Quotes By: John Ruskin
Type: Living
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Quotes By: Steven Wright.
Type: Personality
A kind and courteous “no” hurts less than a rude “yes”.
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