Funny kid Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Type: Living
Idleness is graveyard of living. A life unemployed is a life un-enjoyed.
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Type: Attitude
Kindness is for all times in all situations -- not just when it suits you.
Quotes By: Audray Landrum
Type: Attitude
Darkness is eternal. It was created before the heavens and will outlast them. Even in light it will engulf anything that challenges its sheer power
Quotes By: Jezickah Ramone
Type: Friendship
Kindness is a language the blind can see and the deaf can hear.
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Type: Attitude
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Relationship
Kindness in ourselves is the honey that blunts the sting of unkindness in another.
Quotes By: Walter Savage Landor
Type: Attitude
Progress in every age results only from the fact that there are some men and women who refuse to believe that what they know to be right cannot be done.
Quotes By: Russell W. Davenport
Type: Friendship
No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Success
Fear isn’t an excuse to come to a standstill. It’s the impetus to step up and strike.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Personality
It doesn't take a million dollars to learn the difference between a bottle of fine wine and a Pepsi. Sophistication is a study not an amount.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Determination
Persuasion is often more effectual than force.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Compassion
Compassion for others begins with kindness to ourselves.
Quotes By: Pema Chodron
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