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Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Type: Personality
A man alone is not a unit of society – nor a woman alone. It requires two. Reason alone, or feeling alone is not enough for important decisions. It requires both.
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Type: Self Improvement
Learn all you can from old people. They’ve gone over the road you must travel.
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Type: Kindness
Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Personality
Personality can open doors; only character can keep them open.
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Type: Creativity
The real voyage of discovery consists not in making new landscapes but in having new eyes.
Quotes By: Marcel Proust
Type: Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Quotes By: Alan Kay
Type: Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Quotes By: Samuel Goldwyn.
Type: Self Discipline
Most failures are caused by not realizing the power of momentum – getting started.
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Type: Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Type: Celebrity
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Attitude
The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.
Quotes By: Hadia Bejar
Type: Financial
Extravagance taxes then times as much as congress.
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Type: Self Discipline
Guard against getting into habit of mere reading. Promote your self to more doing.
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Type: Family
The road to success is full of women pushing their husband along. Men have knowledge. Women, wisdom.
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