Funny irish Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Type: Humor
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Type: Humor
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Type: Famous Saying
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Living
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Funny Quotes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Friendship
We can pull, but not push, a string, a man, a child, a customer, a friend.
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Type: Growth
I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Funny Quotes
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Responsibility
Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.
Quotes By: Euripides
Type: Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Quotes By: dad
Type: Celebrity
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Attitude
Hating people is like burning your own house to get rid of a rat.
Quotes By: Harry Fosdick
Type: Proverbs
Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
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Type: Dreams
Dreams pass in time
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