Funny hilarious Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
 |
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Type: Goals
Keep your head up high
Quotes By: me
Type: Happiness
Since our happiness depends on the character of our thoughts, away forever with all negatives. It requires effort to keep positive, but anything that doesn’t take effort isn’t worth having.
Quotes By:
Type: Friendship
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Quotes By:
Type: Attitude
Love your enemies. From them you learn your fault.
Quotes By:
Type: Attitude
Make your decisions for your tomorrows not just your todays.
Quotes By: Patricia Fripp
Type: Attitude
Help your brother's boat across, and your own will reach the shore.
Quotes By: Hindu Proverb
Type: Humor
The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Growth
Well-founded discontent is the springboard of all progress – and civilization.
Quotes By:
Type: Humor
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Self Improvement
Our thoughts can help us more than doctors and harm us more than brickbats.
Quotes By:
Type: Dreams
One thought might convert a stumbling block into a stepping stone.
Quotes By:
Type: Famous Saying
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Attitude
When you smile, not only do you feel but you bring a ray of light into the lives of others
Quotes By: Brahma Kumaris
Type: Relationship
When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
Quotes By: Fortune Cookie
|
Funny Sayings Links for t-shirts,sms,caps,Gifts,e-Cards
Subscribe and Get FREE "Think And Grow Rich" ebook by Napoleon Hill