Funny hilarious Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Type: Self Confidence
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Quotes By: Mahatma Gandhi
Type: Career
Where there is no vision, people perish.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Quotes By: Jim Carey
Type: Attitude
My mother said to me 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk you'll end up as the pope.' Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.
Quotes By: Pablo Picasso
Type: Famous Saying
I'd rather die as a man then live as a coward.
Quotes By: Tupac Shakur
Type: Happiness
Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.
Quotes By: Zig Ziglar
Type: Attitude
is it the smile of yours that make me happy or is it your eyes that attract my hearts
Quotes By: *
Type: Growth
It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
Quotes By: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Type: Goals
Dream the impossible dream. Dreaming it may make it possible. It often has.
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Type: Self Discipline
Force the habits you consider best for you. Time will make them natural and easy.
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Type: Self Improvement
Ask with urgency and passion.
Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty and self-respect are the qualities which make a real gentleman or lady.
Quotes By: Thomas H. Huxley
Type: Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quotes By: Ben Shahn
Type: Self Confidence
In matters of taste, go with the flock. In matters of principles, stand like a rock.
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