Funny happy birthday Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Type: Funny Quotes
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Humor
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Goals
If you want to be happy for a day, have a party. If for a week take trip. If for a year plant a garden. If for life find a worthy goal.
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Type: Success
If you want to succeed, do what successful men did. They do what failures don’t like to do; they discipline themselves. The undisciplined life isn’t worth living.
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Type: Living
If you want to know your past - look into your present conditions. If you want to know your future - look into your present actions.
Quotes By: Chinese
Type: Financial
If you want to know the value of money, try borrowing some.
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Type: Relationship
If you want to be liked show more of your faults than of your virtues.
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Type: Success
If you want to know whether you’ll succeed. The test is simple: can you save money? If not, drop out. You’ll fail.
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Type: Attitude
If you want to be enthusiastic, act enthusiastic.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Living
If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Proverbs
If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Love
I just want to get a Ph.D. in love.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Growth
If you want big thing, you must do without all small things.
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Type: Success
If you wait for enough time to start a big project, you’ll never start. Winners grab those five and ten minute periods between their regular tasks.
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