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When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
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I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
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I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
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People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Type: Family
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I am Sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
The only way to clean up the world is for each of us to clean up ourselves.
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Type: Attitude
The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
The only way to live is to accept each minute as an unrepeatable miracle, which is exactly what it is - a miracle and unrepeatable.
Quotes By: Margaret Storm Jameson
Type: Personality
The only test of leadership is that somebody follows
Quotes By: Robert R.Greenleaf
Type: Maturing Altruistically
A timely sacrifice is an excellent manifestation of love, intelligence and maturity.
Quotes By: Jose B. Cabajar
Type: Career
The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Career
The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
Quotes By: Theodore Roosevelt
Type: Self Improvement
The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Self Improvement
The only fully educated people are self-educated.
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Type: Self Improvement
The only fortune worth finding is finding – the developing our rich, inner talents – those seeds of greatness that god plants inside every one of us, awaiting our discovery.
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Type: Funny Saying
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Dreams
The only big ideas I've ever had came from daydreaming, but modern life keeps people from daydreaming. Every moment of the day your mind is being occupied, controlled by someone else – at school, at work, watching television. Getting away from all that is really important. You need to just kick back in a chair and let your mind daydream.
Quotes By: Paul MacCready
Type: Attitude
the only attitude is a Good attitude
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