Funny graduation Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Type: Success
It always amazes me to see people making a decision to never forgive. It’s like trying to punish their tormentors by harming themselves.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Self Improvement
Wise saying are like great man talking to us. It’s the closest most of us can get to greatness. They are the cheapest teachers, consultants, advisors, guidelines, pilots, sign posts, guardians, and counselors. They make us wisdom wise in one hundredth of time of any other source of knowledge or wisdom. Get closely acquainted with them. They are shorts cut to wisdom. Yes, they’re just common sense, common sense ten feet high. Few young people accept such simple truths as found in them. No glamour, no hucos-pocus, no dramatics, no magic, just old-fashioned words, but power found nowhere else.
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Type: Living
Some may think that life is laughing at us! Well we'll see who will have the last laugh!
Quotes By: Siro
Type: Success
Everyday is election day. The devil vote against is. God vote for us, but we always cast the deciding vote.
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Type: Attitude
Your favorite word is hi but my favorite word is bye!!
Quotes By: Callie Ledyard
Type: Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Quotes By: Billy Hughes
Type: Attitude
You leave old habits behind by starting out with the thought, ‘I release the need for this in my life’.
Quotes By: Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
Type: Self Confidence
If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Personality
The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one heavy mischance after another, not because he does not feel them, but because he is a man of high and heroic temper.
Quotes By: Aristotle
Type: Attitude
How beautiful a day can be when kindness touches it.
Quotes By: George Alliston
Type: Wealth
Likes attract each other. As water runs to the sea, money runs to the rich.
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Type: Dreams
inspirations are like an image ,but dreams are like an obligation in the mind which overwhelms the mind
Quotes By: chris
Type: Self Discipline
Inspiration seldom generates action, actions always create inspiration, do something – anything.
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Type: Relationship
Segregation is the adultery of an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
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