Funny friendship Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Type: Health
In the space age the most important space is between the ears.
Quotes By: Anne Armstrong
Type: Attitude
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Quotes By: Anatole France
Type: Attitude
A good slogan: LEARN HOW AND DO NOW.
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Type: Unknown
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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Type: Self Improvement
Let no sleep fall upon your eyes until you’re reviewed the acts of the day. What did I forgot or do wrong? Think up a way to avoid it in the future. What more could I have done or done better? Asking questions of yourself impels you to think for the answers.
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Type: Living
In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
catchy short sentences
Quotes By: ece
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Keep a sharp eye on that devil, procrastination, waiting for his chance to lure you to the easy chair, to gossip, to dawdling, and the TV – which is mostly a literature of illiterate – the amusement of non-thinkers.
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Type: Humor
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Type: Self Improvement
People seldom improve unless they have models greater than themselves. Adopt a few.
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Type: Attitude
He who sees a need and waits to be asked for help is as unkind as if he had refused it.
Quotes By: Dante
Type: Self Confidence
Always seek a job that seems, at first thought, too big for you – for two reasons. Because you never know what you can do until you try and growth comes only when we are doing – or attempting something difficult or something new.
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Type: Happiness
Life’s royal crown jewels: health and peace of mind. Treat them royally.
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Type: Attitude
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.
Quotes By: Buddha
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