Quote Type : Humor
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Quote Type : Humor
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Quote Type : Humor
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Quote Type : Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Quote Type : Humor
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Quote Type : Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Quote Type : Humor
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Type: Unknown
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Quotes By: Anne Marie
Type: Attitude
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.
Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Kindness
THINK ABOUT IT - The brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good.
Quotes By: Carl Sagan
Type: Self Improvement
He is able who thinks he is able.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Personality
Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
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Type: Attitude
Good habits are as addictive as bad habits, and a lot more rewarding.
Quotes By: Harvey Mackay
Type: Creativity
An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Self Confidence
It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Quotes By: Terry Pratchett
Type: Funny Saying
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Career
It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Quotes By: Somerset Maugham
Type: Attitude
ทำวันนี้ให้ดีที่สุด จะได้ไม่ต้องเสียใจทีหลัง
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Type: Family
Father: I wish I were half as great as my infant thinks I am, and only half as stupid as my teenager thinks I am.
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