Funny friend Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Type: Happiness
Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your gasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
Quotes By: Nathaniel Hawthorne
Type: Happiness
Happiness has little to do with what we have; everything with what we think.
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Type: Proverbs
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Relationship
Troubles are like babies. They grow bigger by nursing. When grief hits, hide it. Hiding it stifles it.
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Type: Proverbs
It takes a smart man to recognize a wise man and a smarter one to learn from him.
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Type: Love
it takes a minute to have a crush on some one,a day to like 'em,and a week to love'em.But it takes a life time to forget them.
Quotes By: sara
Type: Wealth
It takes a lot of caution, work and guts to make a fortune, and ten times as much to hang on to it.
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Type: Attitude
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean.
Quotes By: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Type: Self Improvement
Not everyone has genius. But everyone has talent. Perfect your talent and many will think you’re genius.
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Type: Happiness
Let every one develop his special talent. Nothing else will keep him permanently happy.
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Type: Compassion
True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Attitude
Somewhere, everytime of the day, there will be someone doing a random act of kindness. The Dhali Lhama said, "My religion is very simple. My religion in kindness." I try to be as kind as I can. Everyday, it doesn't matter who it is or who they are, they are worth it. I live by that.
Quotes By: Chelsea
Type: Attitude
If I were to say, ''God, why me?'' about the bad things, then I should have said, ''God, why me?'' about the good things that happened in my life.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Quotes By: Sam Levenson
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