Funny fortune cookie Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Quote Type : Humor
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Quote Type : Humor
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Quote Type : Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Quote Type : Humor
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Quote Type : Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Quote Type : Humor
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Quote Type : Humor
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Type: Career
You can always find reasons to work. There will always be one more thing to do. But when people don't take time out, they stop being productive. They stop being happy, and that affects the morale of everyone around them.
Quotes By: Carisa Bianchi
Type: Attitude
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Happiness
It’s impure thoughts that produce the secretions that create passion.
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Type: Attitude
Fear imprisons, faith liberates; fear paralyzes, faith empowers; fear disheartens, faith encourages; fear sickens, faith heals; fear makes useless, faith makes serviceable.
Quotes By: Harry Emerson Fosdick
Type: Famous Saying
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Success
Every morning say: I will improve something today. Every successful man is improvement – conscious.
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Type: Famous Saying
Never mistake motion for action.
Quotes By: Ernest Hemingway
Type: Friendship
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. Almost any compromise is better than a lawsuit. All lasting agreements are made by compromise. Nothing made by brute force lasts.
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Type: Self Improvement
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss, events happening; small minds, people things.
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Type: Friendship
Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.
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Type: Happiness
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
Quotes By: Thich Nhat Hanh
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Quotes By: Mary Richards
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Compassion
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into a flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
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