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Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Type: Funny Saying
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Happiness
Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Attitude
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Financial
Save when prosperous. There’s little fear of overspending when we’re not.
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Type: Relationship
Half the world’s troubles come from saying yes too soon and to often and no too late and to seldom.
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Type: Living
Half the wisdom of life is eliminating the non-essentials.
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Type: Famous Saying
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Quotes By: Rudyard Kipling
Type: Maturing Altruistically
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
Quotes By: Edward R. Murrow
Type: Love
Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.
Quotes By: Leo Buscaglia
Type: Family
Make the most of the fact that life is always changing. Change it for the better.
Quotes By: Ralph Marston
Type: Living
Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
Quotes By: Robert Louis Stevenson
Type: Personality
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Self Discipline
When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb seems endless, and suddenly nothing will go quite as you wish-it is then that you must not hesitate.
Quotes By: Dag Hammarskjold
Type: Self Discipline
When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb seems endless, and suddenly nothing will go quite as you wish-it is then that you must not hesitate.
Quotes By: Dag Hammarskjold
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