Funny drunk Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Type: Attitude
A good friend is the greatest possesion
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Friendship
A true friend is the greatest possesion.
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Self Improvement
We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Famous Saying
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Happiness
When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Attitude
Chance favors only the prepared mind.
Quotes By: Louis Pasteur
Type: Attitude
He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Humor
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Quotes By: Mary Richards
Type: Self Discipline
Repeat every morning: I can do all things through god who strengthens me.
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Type: Compassion
Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
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Type: Funny Saying
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Wealth
If you ever get a thought of quitting, first count your blessings. You’ll discover you have plenty. Your true wealth is what you have left when you lose all your material wealth.
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Type: Self Improvement
No one ever finds time for self-improvement. Serious ones make time. They decide on priorities. Without priorities of time, no one reaches his potential.
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Type: Success
No one ever fails. They just quit trying. Many of our greatest men tried and fail so often they decided to quit – but tried once more – and won.
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