Funny drinking Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Quote Type : Humor
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Quote Type : Humor
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Quote Type : Humor
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Quote Type : Humor
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Quote Type : Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Quote Type : Humor
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Quote Type : Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Type: Self Improvement
Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quotes By: George Burns
Type: Love
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
Quotes By: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Type: Love
Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.
Quotes By: Germaine De Stael
Type: Goals
Hope is the companion of power and the mother of success, For those of us who hope strongest have within us the gift of miracles.
Quotes By: Sydney Bremer
Type: Attitude
What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of this world, where each person is clinging to his piece of debris? What's the proper salutation between people as they pass each other in this flood?
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Success
Success starts with a dream, a thought; but that only a first step. Writing it down is the second step. Doing one specific thing to bring it about is the third step.
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Type: Self Improvement
There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Health
What is old aged? Lack of interest. Keep up your interest and you’ll never be old.
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Type: Goals
There’s nothing – but nothing – like a written down goal to stretch a man to a bigger size.
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Type: Financial
There’s no sublime spectacle than to see a man stand firm against all temptations to spend, but to stick to his resolve to save.
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Type: Funny Quotes
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Humor
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Sports
Winners never quit and quitters never win
Quotes By: Unkown
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