Funny confucius Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Type: Goals
First build a proper goal; that goal will make it EASY, ALMOST AUTOMATIC, to build a proper you. Striving for a goal develops all the means needed to reach it.
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Type: Self Confidence
Anger blows out the lamp of the mind. It’s child’s reaction to and adult situation.
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Type: Attitude
Bad habits are easy to acquire but hard live with.
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Type: Financial
The habit of saving is in itself one of the most practical of all educations. It develops discipline, foresight, planning, industry, patience, thinking, and even intelligence.
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Type: Goals
Your ability to set goals and to make plans for their accomplishment is the master skill of success.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Self Improvement
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Living
It is better to travel well than to arrive.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
It is better to understand little than to understand a lot.
Quotes By: Anatole France
Type: Humor
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Proverbs
Don’t be yourself. Improve yourself.
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Type: Self Improvement
Don’t be yourself; be superior to the fellow you were yesterday.
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Type: Self Improvement
Never be without pencil or paper to catch unexpected but useful tips, facts, ideas.
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Type: Self Discipline
Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Financial
America’s greatest banker: In my 43 years of banking, I never knew of anyone who saved money on large income who didn’t get the habit on small one.
Quotes By: J. P. Morgan
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