Funny confucious Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Type: Attitude
The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Career
The harder and smarter we work, the luckier we get – and the more we live.
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Type: Family
One word above all others that makes marriage a success is “ours”.
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Type: Determination
An exercise in concentration: Once a week, ask yourself: Is this thing I’ am doing right now helping me reach my chief goal? If it’s not change it.
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Type: Humor
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Type: Attitude
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.
Quotes By: George Washington Carver
Type: Attitude
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.
Quotes By: William Shakespeare
Type: Career
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Funny Quotes
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quotes By: Dick Cavett
Type: Living
However many holy words you read,However many you speak,What good will they do, If you do not act on upon them?
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Living
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Relationship
I never forgive, but I always forget.
Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Celebrity
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quotes By: George Carlin
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