Funny confucious Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
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People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Type: Happiness
The world is so full of wonderful things, that we should all be as happy as kings.
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Type: Living
The world is full of poetry. The air is living with its spirit; and the waves dance to the music of its melodies, and sparkle in its brightness.
Quotes By: Percival
Type: Love
The world cannot rotate without it love, I cannot breathe without you.
Quotes By: Jeddy
Type: Personality
The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
Quotes By: William McFee
Type: Career
I'm working to improve my methods, and every hour I save is an hour added to my life.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Financial
The darkest day in our lives is when we plan to get money without working.
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Type: Family
The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.
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Type: Famous Saying
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Friendship
Teamwork means more we and less me
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quotes By: Tommy Cooper
Type: Friendship
True friends are those who know the worst about us, but allow for our intentions.
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Type: Health
Good friends are good for your health.
Quotes By: Irwin
Type: Wealth
Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game.
Quotes By: Harvey B. Mackay
Type: Friendship
no secrets will be keeped, but a friend can be keeped.
Quotes By: Jan Laurence Lavinge
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