Funny christmas Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
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Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
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Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Type: Success
School is basically about one point of view -- the one the teacher has.
Quotes By: Alan Kay
Type: Attitude
Caring is a reflex. Someone slips, your arm goes out. A car is in the ditch, you join the others and push...You live, you help.
Quotes By: Ram Dass
Type: Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quotes By: Bob Hope
Type: Dreams
A goal is a dream with a deadline.
Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Attitude
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Quotes By: Confucius
Type: Self Confidence
We are immature, as long as we think we are an exception to the law of averages.
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Type: Health
Mental health means getting along with the world, with others and with ourselves.
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Type: Creativity
I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Growth
If you have no problem, you are missing an opportunity to growth.
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Type: Goals
When I have finally decided that a result is worth getting, I go ahead on it and make trail after trial until it comes.
Quotes By: Thomas Edison
Type: Friendship
Better have a friend who does both good and evil, than one who does neither.
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Type: Attitude
If you hate a person, you hate something in something in him that is a part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
Quotes By: Hermann Hesse
Type: Proverbs
He who has health has hope: he who has hope, has everything
Quotes By: Proverb
Type: Determination
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
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