Funny christian Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Type: Success
Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Famous Saying
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Career
I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
Quotes By: Sara Teasdale
Type: Self Confidence
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Quotes By: Henry Ford
Type: Creativity
One of the greatest assets you have is your imagination.
Quotes By: Mark Victor Hansen
Type: Friendship
Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Responsibility
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Funny Saying
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Funny Saying
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Personality
One of the ceaseless wonders of the world is the power of a smile.
Quotes By: Malcolm S. Forbes
Type: Attitude
Now is the best time to start anything, If you wait for the perfect time, You will starve waiting.
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Type: Career
Select that career which, while you are building it, it also building you.
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Type: Wealth
Better than low taxes for mending hard times is the habit of spending less than we earn. Wealth comes oftener from decreasing our wants than from increasing our income. A real sign of growing sense is learning to reduce expenses.
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