Funny chinese Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Type: Success
To fulfill your dream, you need to make a commitment to work at until it becomes another feather in your cap. Without total commitment, nothing in the world can change you. Without unwavering commitment to improve, no learning system in the world can advance your life. Without sacrificial commitment, you cannot master life’s forces and attain heights of achievements.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Growth
Life efforts no greater pleasure than overcoming obstacles.
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Type: Famous Saying
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Quotes By: Tom Clancy
Type: Funny Quotes
The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals.
Quotes By: Rimmer - Red Dwarf
Type: Personality
Most of us would rather be ruined by praise than helped by criticism.
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Type: Unknown
Each of us is given a pocketful of time to spend however we may. We use what we will. We waste what we will. But we can never get back a day.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Living
Each of us is given a pocketful of time to spend however we want. We use what we will. We waste what we will. But we can never get back a day.
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Type: Determination
Test of true courage: Do you always do what you should do, when it should be done, whether you feel like it or not?
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Type: Attitude
Half of the world’s work is done by people who don’t feel good.
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Type: Relationship
Test of right and wrong: Does it do the greatest good to the greatest number?
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Type: Success
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
Quotes By: Thomas Edison
Type: Attitude
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces,
I would still plant my apple tree.
Quotes By: Martin Luther
Type: Funny Quotes
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Financial
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
Quotes By: Henry Ford
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